Hello Again

It’s been a while.  I apologize of course and there’s no one reason for the disappearing act, but lets just pretend it didn’t happen and there hasn’t been an unprecedented two month gap in posts… which has never happened in the last ten years of posting here…  I hope to turn things around, but if the last ten have taught me anything it’s that for as often as I try to mend my blogging ways, it never works out.  So let’s just take a look around the garden to hopefully prove I haven’t been completely lazy!

rock garden

Last summer’s addition to the yard was the rock garden.  It might be my favorite garden ever and I’m always checking for the tiniest change even if the huge weed on the left speaks more of neglect.

The plan is to keep this post short and just get it done, and that’s probably a good goal since I’m struggling to write anything of interest this morning.  What I want to do is go on and on about every little thing in the rock garden but that could be exhausting for both of us so I’ll do my best to keep things short.  Yeah, keep things short and get it done… but the silly little rock garden has so many cool things to bore you with, assuming  you can look past the huge weed -which is probably a weed but maybe it’s not and it’s something interesting- so perhaps just a few cool things have to be mentioned.

front garden

The rock garden sits in the center of the front yard.  A nice focal point, but stale bagels are out there too, and the birds and bunnies enjoy them just as much even if we don’t.

A fun fact about the rock garden is that there used to be a nearly identical bed here when we moved in, which I hated and called the ‘pimple’, since it was this round raised thing covered in red mulch which looked like an infected blot on the front yard.  It was removed, but it appears we’ve come full circle as now it’s back and just as round and raised as before,  just no red mulch.  I guess the antibiotics worked and the pimple is less angry.  The bed was put in last summer and in the 10 months since I’ve been filling it up.  Finally I have a place to stick all those little rock garden things which get lost and smothered in the other beds.

lewisia rock garden

A lewisia (raspberry something was the label) has been blooming all spring.  I love it.  If it survives longer than a year I may fill the entire bed with more and maybe start a lewisia farm.

Hopefully I’m not offending anyone by calling this bed a rock garden.  If there’s a rock garden police they might charge me with planting regular perennials like the blue fescue or trashy annuals like the ‘Profusion Double Hot Cherry’ in a garden which should have obscure erodiums or saxifrage but give me time.  Right now those things bore me a little because they don’t look like much unless grown well, and it’s that ‘grown well’ part which I struggle with.  Actually I kill them so that’s that.

circium acaule

Heh heh, I was probably inapropriately excited to find a dwarf thistle (Circium acaule) at a rock garden sale last spring but I love thistles.  This might be full bloom now and obviously it’s a short and poky thing.

Short and get it done is not happening.  Refocus.  Rabbits.  Besides me actively killing plants there’s also still a rabbit problem plaguing this garden.  A few months under a chicken-wire cover has saved a few of the remaining hens and chicks (Sempervivums) but the rabbits still love to nibble the fescue and graze on the dianthus.  They also love the clover plantings which the rock garden police would have told me shouldn’t be there in the first place but they are.

variegated white clover

There’s white clover growing lushly throughout the lawn, but the variegated white clover in the rock garden must be tastier.  I planted it in a crevice.  The rabbits struggle to get down in there, and crevice gardening is very on-trend in the rock garden world, more so for deeper root runs than rabbit protection but it sort of works.

I want to go on about other mucho-cool plants in there but maybe I can pull off a second post this month and not take another break until autumn or whenever, and talk about them then.  Ugh, why did I even mention autumn, it’s June for goodness sake and just about everything looks awesome.  I weeded and planted the potager.  Half of it has turned into a tropical garden with bananas, cannas and angel trumpets (Brugmansia) while the other half has been re-assigned to vegetable planting.  Obviously vegetables should have been out there all along, but flowers are nicer so maybe I strayed a little too far in that direction.

potager garden

Tomatoes, cabbages, chard and broccoli among other things.  I was quite serious about evicting a few too many other non-edible things which ended up in there.

Who knows what we’re going to do with fresh produce.  Tomatoes can at least go onto a pizza or something, but chard?  It’s so green and we’re more of a sugar and deep fryer kind of family but there’s always hope.  Fake it until you make it is the theory, and a vegetable garden filled with wholesome vegetables is far more impressive than raised beds filled with daylily seedlings and sunflowers even though that may still happen.  But not this month.  These are show vegetables, and they might be planted to make things look more respectable for an upcoming graduation party which will happen in a week in this same backyard for a certain daughter who has finished high school.

potager garden

Even the waste area is looking repectable.  Last summer and fall some extra topsoil and homeless daylilies meant losing the weeds, and this spring more topsoil and some zinnia seedlings cleared out the rest.  Cardboard and soil on top is so far keeping the weeds at bay.

Next to the waste area is the berm and that’s cleaning up as well.  The steps up to the top were a thing last year, and this year I’m dabbling in finally planting things which might do well on the slope.  Also all the scrap rocks from construction on the addition became little square plinths? which looked kind of unfinished until I found a few concrete pavers to top them off with.  Stone would have been ideal but $adly that couldn’t happen so the cheap concrete had to step in.  I’m quite pleased that I can finally put pots on top and have them sit somewhat level rather than look like a topsy-turvy collection of succulent pots… which will join the main planters once I clean them up a bit and decide who goes where.

stone pedestal

Finally a level place for pots!  It’s looking fancy back here in spite of the un-mown grass, and weedy berm.

Short and get it done… the deck is up.  I started filling pots but still need to pressure wash before it’s all put together.  I rebuilt the shade canopy, that was another day of work, but still have to fix a few parts of the deck before the party.  Don’t worry the deck repairs are for aesthetics not safety 😉

deck container plantings

Deck containers are off to a good but perhaps slow start.  A bunch of calibrachoa self-seeded from last year and all needed to be dug and potted up since I can’t possibly just let them go.

Once the deck is done all the houseplants can find their sumgo to waste.mer homes.  Many will go up there, many will go out to surround Begonia House.  I think it will be very nice if it indeed happens.

whimsical playhouse

Begonia House on the side of the yard.  Right now it’s derelict but I think this weekend will breathe some summertime life into it and I’ll evict the spiders and mugwort which are trying to ruin my vibe.

That’s where the various projects are at.  Things are moving forward on all fronts except for the bank account balance which keeps ticking in the negative direction despite everything I try, but I’m sure you know that story as well!  Have a great weekend.

Why Not.

You wouldn’t be wrong to assume that because things are quiet here on this blog that I’ve been dull-eyed lazy and nothing at all has been accomplished here all summer.  My YouTube brush with fame did kind of go to my head, but when the movie deals still didn’t come through eventually I came back down to earth and sort of got back to work.  Life as a daylily farmer is a gritty life and this farmer here had a whole farm to rebuild, so from my hair and makeup days…. or maybe just a shower… it was back to the dirty, sweaty, buggy grind of digging and then sitting around wondering what I’d done.  That happens more than I care to admit and it becomes somewhat obvious when you look around the place.  I’m a grown man with little to no adult supervision, so when a few rocks sit around for a few days obviously that’s reason enough to build a rock garden even if the world would be better served with a nicely washed car or a painted basement.

making a rock garden

When the daylily farm was dug up I asked them to save any cool rocks they came across.  Naturally the middle of the front lawn was a good place to throw them.

There was a little concern about the rocks on the lawn.  Concern and suspicion which I guess is justified, and when I said they’re for a rock garden that didn’t exactly smooth things over.  A plan was requested.  I just nodded because she knows as well as I do that there’s never really a plan, it’s usually more of a rock on a slope which starts sliding and dislodging more rocks and before you know it there’s a landslide.  So I went and ordered plants instead.

petal pusher sepervivum

An online order of mixed hens and chicks (sepervivum) from Petal Pusher Nursery might have been one of the top five highlights of the summer.  They’re awesome.  They deserve their own garden.

So 36 sepervivum, four rocks and then the township finally dumped some topsoil to rebuild the farm.  It was more than enough for the farm plus something, so clearly that something was another reason to build a rock garden.

making a rock garden

Cut a circle, lift the sod along the edges, bury the lawn and crabgrass with topsoil… move all the rocks again because they probably shouldn’t be in the way like that… 

A funny thing which happened a few weeks before this was that a friend said to me “at least you’re not into rock gardening” while we were touring her garden.  Apparently rock gardeners are not just a little nuts but a lot and are some of the worst plant growers and killers and collectors out there but I digress, and just laughed off her comment since I knew plenty of people who were far crazier yet don’t even have a rockery, and I for one also was lacking.

making a rock garden

Dirt mounded, rocks in position, a few random ‘not rockgarden’ plants in there just because.  

Just for transparency, I may have been collecting rock garden plants for a while but just killing most of them because the other beds here are just too rough and tumble, and poorly drained, to please most of the tiny things which shine in a rockery.  Actually, not to spotlight my own stupidity again, but one of the plants I’ve been really successful in killing have been the same hens and chicks which I built this garden around.  Friends have gifted me them.  They die.  I give spares to someone else.  They thrive.  Whatever, maybe fifth time is the charm and they’ll explode into growth and reach even higher levels of amazing!

making a rock garden

The topsoil has been covered in about two to three inches of sand, in this case a coarse concrete sand, which will hopefully drain well enough to keep things happy.  

Just like every other new garden bed here, it’s somewhat disturbing how fast it fills up.  The sempervivums are tiny compared to the size of the bed and didn’t take up much room at all, but every walk around the yard had me returning with yet another little thing in hand which was supposed to be for the rock garden that I didn’t have.  Also there were a few little things in pots which I grew ‘just in case’ or brought home on a ‘maybe’…  I always say better safe than sorry.

making a rock garden

Happily planted.  Everything doubled in size when watered, except for the dianthus which was immediately mowed down to numbs by the rabbits.  It had been safe covered in weeds elsewhere, here out in the open it must look more like a buffet offering.

And then my friends intervened.  Off to Longwood we went to check out the finally re-opened waterlily garden.

longwood gardens

One of the newly replanted areas near the fountains has been filled with hydrangeas and white annuals.  Quite a statement. 

longwood gardens

The waterlilies were amazing.  This has always been my favorite part of the gardens and I’m happy to see its return as a focal point of the conservatory rebuild.  

longwood gardens

The color borders are always fun even on a hot day and it makes me realize that annuals are worth the work.

longwood gardens

The rose garden might be my new second favorite part of the gardens.  It’s interesting and more subtle than the masses of color in other parts of the garden.  Less grand, but I like it!

Okay back to the home garden.  The crowning glory of the new rock garden arrived in the mail and for about $150 and a little assembly I have this pretentious armillary with Atlas holding up the globe.  Atlas is a little flat, but I won’t complain.  I love it out there but don’t love that his price appears to have gone up at least $40 since the summer… even though it’s made in Massachusetts… but apparently the metal was not…

making a rock garden

The finished rock garden on a smoky summer morning.  I still need to set the time, and Atlas could really use a more formal pedestal but that may be a next year thing.

So for now the rock garden is as complete as anything in this garden.  Several plants will become too large for the space but I can easily put off that tomorrow problem, and tomorrow may come faster than you’d think since last weekend’s trip to the NA Rock Garden Society’s Adirondack chapter plant sale may have added even more plants to the garden.  There’s even a daphne.  I’m overly excited about that one and I hope it settles in since I can already picture a super fancy and refined mound of shrub that covers itself in bloom and drifts fragrance across the garden.

the waste area

Other parts of the garden.  The waste area looking more refined this year although the 7 foot shrub behind the fire pit is actually just pokeweed (Phytolacca americana ‘Sunny Side Up’), but the privet cuttings are beginning to make an enclosing hedge and that should fancy things up.

While I dream of lazy days surrounded by fragrance here’s some other summertime summaries before summer officially ends.  The waste area is becoming daylily beds, the deck has become a tropical oasis, and the potager is still in need of first aid.  Houseplants have all multiplied.  Someday I hope to add more and perhaps share pictures but I think you know how that will go.

the potager

It has not been the year of the potager.  The beds need organic material and fertile goodness and my autumn covering of chopped leaves just isn’t enough.  Fortunately a sunflower fell over onto everything and has covered many a sin.  

Actually, speaking of going I don’t know where 90% of the summer went.  I need a do-over but that’s unlikely especially when a week of September cool at the end of August hits and reminds you that this is in fact a temperate climate and there’s a new season on the way.  Maybe this holiday weekend will be the turning point.  Two big projects await and even if they didn’t happen in the last three weeks, maybe the next two days will be what was needed?

cardinal flower lobelia

Red lobelia and a project on the horizon.  Maybe this will be the weekend the kid’s old plastic playhouse finally metamorphisizes into its destiny as “Begonia House”.

Don’t let my gloom of undone projects and a fading summer get you down, there’s still a weekend in the garden on the way and whether it’s productive or not it should still be better than a week at work and I’m looking forward to it.  We could use rain, we could use less bugs, we could use lower prices but sometimes you get what you get and sometimes you get a new rock garden and a visit from Atlas.

Enjoy!